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Fat, very cool, funny.



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Lani Cuomo is an Asian-American stand up comic that can be regularly seen performing in Austin, TX. She'll charm you with her absurdly relatable stories and hex you with a well-timed roast. She's met too many video game weirdos IRL, thus blossoming into the unstoppable fat Enchantress in booty shorts. She cohosts the NetfliXmas Podcast, a show about Christmas romance movies. You've seen her at the Memphis Comedy Festival and has shared the stage with Martha Kelly, Anthony Jeselnik and Jeff Dye.



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  • Sep 18, 7:00 PM
    Austin, Bldg B, 11506 Century Oaks Terrace Unit 100, Austin, TX 78758, USA
    I made it to the second round of competition! You can call to preorder tickets and mention my name to get Buy One get One 50% off! Cheer me on and see a lot of funny folks!
  • Sep 10, 7:00 PM
    Corky's Temple, 13 S 2nd St, Temple, TX 76501, USA
    more details TBA as it gets closer to event
  • Heathens
    Sun 04 Sep
    Sep 04, 8:00 PM
    Austin, 2906 Fruth St, Austin, TX 78705, USA
    For tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/heathens-tickets-406495698577?fbclid=IwAR3kufp3Al9OYNuEQe5a4A8c0QpDHEW66C7PXekHZfodWlVrDJFN54wo_mc
  • Aug 29, 8:00 PM
    Austin, The Ballroom (fka Spiderhouse)


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Who doesn't love a good Christmas romance to cozy up with year-round?  Hosts Holli Cuomo and Scartlett Alexandra go into these knowing (and loving) that the movies are equal parts sweet and cheesy.  We examine the Christmas chemistry, the holiday cheer and those scenes under the mistletoe.  We discuss why we love these movies and how they fill us with Christmas spirit year round.  We know they're probably bad, but we still love them.